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Forced Sterilization Candidate

Feb 9th, 2010 by marcorandazza posted in The Legal Satyricon

This guy.
Filed under: ass hat

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An Open Letter to Go Daddy.com

Feb 5th, 2010 by Tatiana posted in The Legal Satyricon

by Tatiana von Tauber
Dear Go Daddy dot com,
As a customer for about a year I’ve been neutral with Go Daddy as my host company. While I’m not thrilled with some features offered versus not offered in terms of avenues which work best for my website, I’ve been sticking it out.
Unfortunately I regret to inform you, however, [...]

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(Fake) Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

Jan 27th, 2010 by marcorandazza posted in The Legal Satyricon

Dumbass.
Posted in ass hat, imbeciles

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Disturbing potential weekend activity: Ball Tapping

Jan 22nd, 2010 by J DeVoy posted in The Legal Satyricon

By J. DeVoy

Originally linked to at The Spearhead, this is a cringe-inducing way to start off the weekend.  Rest assured, as this is the “ultimate” ball tapping video, you need not go further to sate your ball tapping needs.
Ball tapping is not only startling, it’s new.  Growing up, the testicle-mashing game of choice was Roshambo, [...]

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Horizon Group’s “Twitter Libel” Case Dismissed

Jan 22nd, 2010 by marcorandazza posted in The Legal Satyricon

Amanda Bonnen had 20 followers on her Twitter account. On May 12, she tweeted, “… Who said sleeping in a moldy apartment was bad for you? Horizon realty thinks it’s okay.” (Complaint at 7).
Fast forward to July 20, and Horizon Realty files a defamation suit based upon the tweet. [...]

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Mitch McConnell is Such an Asshat

Jan 22nd, 2010 by marcorandazza posted in The Legal Satyricon

Yes, yes, everyone knows that in Citizens United v. FEC, the Supreme Court split 5-4, on the same old lines, and decided that the First Amendment mandates that corporations and unions should not have limits on how much money they can use to grease the political wheels in their favor. Lets set aside the [...]

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McDonalds v. McFest: Boo Freakin’ Hoo — Journalists should talk to trademark lawyers before writing whine-pieces

Jan 21st, 2010 by marcorandazza posted in The Legal Satyricon

Poor Lauren McClusky. She is a 19 year old, civic minded, kind, compassionate kid who founded an organization that puts on charity concerts in the Chicago area to raise money for the Special Olympics. She called the concert series “McFest.” You know where this is going… or do you?
The story [...]

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Frank Lautenberg – Piece of Shit of the day

Jan 9th, 2010 by marcorandazza posted in The Legal Satyricon

Haisong Jiang, the guy who slipped past security to kiss his girlfriend goodbye and caused a nationwide mewling coward freakout is facing minor criminal charges. (source) I guess that makes sense. You go past the boundary, there ought to be some penalty.
Of course, asshats and douchebags will never let [...]

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Even I wouldn’t take these “First Amendment” cases

Jan 8th, 2010 by marcorandazza posted in The Legal Satyricon

It certainly annoys me when I see others’ First Amendment rights being abused. However, it is almost as annoying when I hear people wank about how their First Amendment rights are being trampled upon, and there is just no such thing going on.
Take this asshat, for example. According to reports, he [...]

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Lesbian stabbed in eye for being a lesbian

Jan 6th, 2010 by J DeVoy posted in The Legal Satyricon

By J. DeVoy
I wanna belong, I wanna be proud;
But your gay-bashing voices are so fuckin’ loud
-Bill Moseley*, “Feelin’ Chicken“
A Buffalo woman was stabbed in the eye by two other women as she exited a popular lesbian bar on New Year’s Eve.  As if this wasn’t horrific enough, two women were arrested in an unrelated incident [...]

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Brit Hume is fortunate that he doesn’t know a damn thing about Buddhism

Jan 3rd, 2010 by marcorandazza posted in The Legal Satyricon

Brit Hume chimed in on Tiger Woods’ recent marital issues by giving us this bit of ignorance that only Fox News could provide:
…Whether he can recover as a person depends on “his faith. He’s said to be a Buddhist. I don’t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redeption that is offered by [...]

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The Book of “How Convenient”

Dec 28th, 2009 by marcorandazza posted in The Legal Satyricon

It seems that some of the hucksters who make gobs of money lying to MSZJ eaters have come up with an interpretation of the Bible that supports their decision to ignore that whole “meek shall inherit the earth” thing — The Theory of the Wealthy Jesus.
Posted in ass hat, imbeciles [...]

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And it didn’t even happen in Florida!

Dec 28th, 2009 by marcorandazza posted in The Legal Satyricon

A guy got busted for breaking in to a horse track and screwing the horses. Yes really.
Posted in ass hat

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Findlaw, are you really that douchetastic?

Dec 23rd, 2009 by marcorandazza posted in The Legal Satyricon

Anyone in the blogosphere knows that The New York Personal Injury Law Blog is the fine work of one Eric Turkewitz, Attorney at Law. Findlaw has decided to jump into the legal blawgosphere by launching … The New York Personal Injury Law Blog. Not only did Findlaw rip off Turkewitz’ name, but they gave [...]

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Contemplating the overpopulated world’s doom: An underrated source of Christmas cheer

Dec 22nd, 2009 by J DeVoy posted in The Legal Satyricon

By J. DeVoy
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, whatever you celebrate, they all make this time of the year profoundly unpleasant.  Those who travel witness the worst of humanity, including people who use black garbage bags as carry-on luggage despite apparently being able to afford airfare.  Then there’s shopping.  And, for students with exams, there’s shopping that must [...]

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